Life is hard for tabloid journos, so I created a helpful Tabloid Article Writer to help them out, giving them some free time to spend at Lockdown Christmas parties at 10 Downing Street. Refresh the page for variations of the article.
As a driver, you are
enraged
laser-scorched
lentil-munching
dinosaur-poop covered
dinosaur-poop
soft-touch, weak
aid and abet
The
freeloading
road lice
nerve
nerve
Audi Q5
We call on
Batman
full wet suits
wet suits
lycra-clad
them forced to appear on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, with <shudders> Ant & Dec
I’m a celebrity
elite, middle-class, white
elite middle-class white
Tabloid Article Writer
Nice one. The media definitely have something similar to write their arcticles. What an easy life they have.